Amy Willard, our writer, beautifully and succinctly sums up every episode, writes transitions, captures the essence of what we're covering. Allison Baumbusch is our executive producer, she coordinates everything, keeps us on track, we could not do it without her. We want to begin by pulling back the curtain and introducing our production team. Totally got the best of that interchange.Dan: So, we're back for the fall. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.Īndy: If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a TransAm.ĭwight: If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.ĭwight: You’re the idiot!ĭwight: I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked. It wants its car back.ĭwight: Well I hope 1985 has a time machine ’cause I drive an 87.Īndy: Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came.ĭwight: Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die.Īndy: Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. I’d rather drive a classic TransAm than an XEarth.Īndy: Yeah, I bet you would. It’s Latin for “earth.”ĭwight: That makes sense. Leave it to the Japanese.Īndy: Actually, it is. Please.Īndy: Yeah, my Xterra’s pretty sweet. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?ĭwight: Uh, try double that. Andy.Īndy: Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. Michael: Probably the best advice you ever gave me, Dwight.ĭwight: And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on? Would ‘none’ be an accurate estimate? None advice? Fire Andy. Remember? I’m the one who suggested that you fire him. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you.ĭwight: That was my advice. Michael: Don’t try to apologize to me, man! It’s too late. Tony: But there’s nothing in my desk except coupons. Michael: You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk! Well, don’t bother quitting because you’re fired. Michael: My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny? What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what? That’s heresy, my friend! Okay, let’s talk about this. Michael: You can’t quit! On the first day. Tony: I was on the fence about this and… it’s just not a good fit. Tony: It’s just not going to work for me. I’m under this… I’m under this hock here. Michael: Don’t be shy! Dwight! Let’s do this! Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up.
Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table if you would. Michael: Why are the new people on the table? To show them that we are not above them. Michael: All right, all right, I’m on a roll. Michael: Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor. Michael: You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why’s my nose so itchy!Īndy: Oh, probably because of all the nose candy. Michael: You me? You me? Me you? You! You! You me! Bow Bow Bow! Dwight! Just.Īndy: Īndy & Michael: Don’t hurt me! Baby, don’t hurt me!Īndy & Michael: Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh… There’s supposed to be music and it’s… I got it, I got it! I got it. ‘Wow! What a day! Feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.’ Well, in my opinion, business should feel like a night out. Michael: I know what a lot of you must be thinking. So let’s just all laugh together and watch “Lazy Scranton”. And what we’re all about here in Scranton. It’s got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we’re all about here at Dunder Mifflin. But it’s not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen. So I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers. Moving to a new job can be very stressful. All of your questions are about to be answered. Toby, this is an orientation not a borientation.
Toby: Um… You might want these orientation materials. Michael: No, it’s not beef… just… sit down, please. Michael: Well, then… consider it poisoned beef.
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